I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV!
Willie
OW! Watch the toenails, kid. Shit!
Willie
I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV!
Willie
OW! Watch the toenails, kid. Shit!
Willie
(While on his lunch break a woman comes up to Willie with her child) I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK.
Willie
Sure, the 3 B's.
Willie
Should I fix you some sandwiches?
Kid
I think someone messed with my Advent calendar.
Kid
No one messed with it. What's wrong with you?
Willie
This one has a... candy corn in it.
Kid
Well they can't all be winners.
Willie
I am not gay!
Hindustani Troublemaker
What the hell, buddy?
Willie
Buddy? I said I am not gay!
Hindustani Troublemaker
Yes. But that isn't what this is about. You're as queer as a ten dollar bill.
Hindustani Troublemaker